1 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,833 - [wind gusting] - [rain pattering] 2 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:13,250 [thunder crashes] 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 [smooth jazz playing] 4 00:00:25,666 --> 00:00:26,666 [slurps] 5 00:00:29,541 --> 00:00:31,541 [thunder rumbles] 6 00:00:31,625 --> 00:00:33,791 [Liza breathes heavily] 7 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:34,875 Miss Barell. 8 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:39,583 Hello, Captain. I can't stay away any longer. 9 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:44,041 I've tried to restrain myself for so long, but I don't have the power to resist you. 10 00:00:44,125 --> 00:00:45,250 Oh? 11 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:49,541 I know, I know, this is wrong in so many ways, 12 00:00:49,625 --> 00:00:53,166 with you being my superior and everything, but to hell with it. 13 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:56,750 To hell with what's right or wrong. Let's just succumb to our emotions. 14 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,166 Oh my God. 15 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,958 So... mighty. I had no idea, Captain. 16 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:06,041 Yeah, it's almost too sizable, 17 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:08,833 but, uh... that's just how nature equipped me. 18 00:01:08,916 --> 00:01:11,125 It's not something I like to brag about or anything. 19 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,791 Come here. [breathes heavily] 20 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,500 Cock me, Captain. Cock me right now. 21 00:01:17,583 --> 00:01:21,458 I am rock hard and full of confidence, 22 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:23,916 so I am, uh, up for that task. 23 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,166 Great. Now, insert the penis into my vagina. 24 00:01:28,250 --> 00:01:31,458 I'll put it straight... in... 25 00:01:31,541 --> 00:01:32,875 [moaning] Ah. 26 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,916 Oh, that feels wonderful. Oh, sex is great. 27 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,833 Mm. I agree. 100%. I'm in pleasure heaven. [chuckles] 28 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:44,250 Uh, are you... reaching climax soon? 29 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:50,250 Mm, yep, yep. Any second now, but first I want you to pee inside of me. 30 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:51,166 What? 31 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:56,625 De-erect that power tool of yours, and give me some of that golden bliss. 32 00:01:56,708 --> 00:01:58,041 R... Really? 33 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:01,166 Yeah, yeah, it's hip. Everyone's doing it. Come on. 34 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:04,291 Uh... Oh... Okay. Um... 35 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,833 Yeah, here it goes. 36 00:02:05,916 --> 00:02:07,166 - Uh... - [squelching] 37 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:10,500 Oh yes. Way to go. 38 00:02:10,583 --> 00:02:14,541 Don't hold back now. I want every last drop of your precious yellow. 39 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,583 Oh. That feels great. 40 00:02:16,666 --> 00:02:20,208 I'm so glad you asked because I... I really had to go. [chuckles] 41 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:21,500 [sighs] 42 00:02:21,583 --> 00:02:22,916 So relieving. 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,291 [trickling] 44 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,250 [gasps] 45 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:27,916 No, no, no, no, no. 46 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:28,833 [tuts, sighs] 47 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:30,583 Hog darn it. 48 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:38,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 49 00:02:54,333 --> 00:02:55,958 [Günther] What a waste of life. 50 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:57,916 Such fine animals. 51 00:02:58,416 --> 00:03:00,916 And why ashtrays? No one even smokes anymore. 52 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,083 Recht, recht. It's just cruel. 53 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:06,458 Makes me question this whole henchman business. 54 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:07,958 Is it worth it, you know? 55 00:03:08,041 --> 00:03:11,791 All these traumatic experiences just to please some evil mastermind 56 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:13,250 who we don't even know. 57 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:16,166 Sometimes I consider getting a regular job. 58 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,625 Yeah. Same here. 59 00:03:17,708 --> 00:03:21,083 I always wanted to be a mailman, but with email and everything, 60 00:03:21,166 --> 00:03:24,250 you never know how long the mailman adventure will last. 61 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:27,125 - [flesh slices] - Yeah. Fuck email, man! 62 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:30,416 Who wants to read letters on some stupid computer anyway? 63 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,750 Or, like, postcards? 64 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:35,541 Mm. Check me out. Now I am a tourist on holiday. 65 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,125 Okay, interesting. Yes? 66 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:40,541 Sir, could you please scan these postcards for me? 67 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,083 I am going to email them to my friends and family 68 00:03:43,166 --> 00:03:45,583 so they can read them on a computer. 69 00:03:45,666 --> 00:03:48,416 Yeah! Oh! That is very humoristic 70 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:52,958 because an email with scanned pages could never replace a physical card. 71 00:03:53,041 --> 00:03:55,458 It just doesn't have the same emotional value. 72 00:03:55,541 --> 00:03:57,333 Ja. Exactly. 73 00:03:57,833 --> 00:03:59,208 That was the point of my joke. 74 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:00,416 - [Günther] Oh. - [slices] 75 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,666 [elevator beeps] 76 00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:12,416 Hans, you are the funniest person I have ever met. 77 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:14,000 You should become a comedian. 78 00:04:14,083 --> 00:04:16,000 - You think so? - What? Definitely. 79 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,416 It is your destiny. I can feel it. 80 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,458 [camera whirs] 81 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:30,791 [whirs] 82 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,791 I know a guy in München who runs a nightclub. 83 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:37,000 I could probably get you onstage one of their stand-up nights. 84 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:40,041 Now you're making me a bit nervous. Me onstage? 85 00:04:40,125 --> 00:04:42,583 Oh, Hans, no, you would kill it. 86 00:04:42,666 --> 00:04:46,041 You can begin with your wonderful postcard joke. So funny. Yeah. 87 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,845 And then you get the feel for it after this, 88 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:49,916 and you make up some more jokes eventually. 89 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:58,166 [gasps] 90 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:03,500 Captain Fall in Sector Zero. I repeat, Captain Fall in Sector Zero. 91 00:05:03,583 --> 00:05:05,166 Hans? Günther? 92 00:05:06,791 --> 00:05:08,166 [both laugh enthusiastically] 93 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,458 - Oh! Oh! - Ja. 94 00:05:09,541 --> 00:05:10,875 God fucking damn it. 95 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:12,333 [tense music playing] 96 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,059 - [Günther] Ja! - [distant laughter] 97 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:22,583 [Günther] Even just you saying that, very... 98 00:05:23,666 --> 00:05:26,916 There is, of course, the economic aspect to it also. 99 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,625 Right now I am dependent on the henchman salary. 100 00:05:29,708 --> 00:05:32,125 [Günther] That's the double-edged sword in henchman business. 101 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:35,916 The pay is great, so you kind of suppress your real interests and talents. 102 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,458 - [Hans] I get it. - [Günther] I'll manage you if you like. 103 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:40,458 You know, 10% if you're acceptable to this. 104 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,976 - [dart hits] - Man, it would be a sin 105 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,541 to keep your energies and magic from the world! 106 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,666 [Liza panting] 107 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,750 [gasps] 108 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:50,416 Where are your earpieces? 109 00:05:53,583 --> 00:05:57,291 We... decided not to wear them because, 110 00:05:57,375 --> 00:05:59,833 ah, and I've got to be honest here, 111 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:02,291 they are not very comfortable to the ear. 112 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,750 Not very comfortable? 113 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,916 It's a classic example of management trying to save money 114 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,000 and cut expenses in the wrong places, 115 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:11,833 and the lower-level employees having to suffer. 116 00:06:11,916 --> 00:06:15,791 Ja. Not our fault. This lands solely on management. 117 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:22,833 Why do you make a fist with that hand? 118 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,166 - [Liza grunts] - [Hans groans] 119 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,708 - [gasps] - Ah! Ach! 120 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:29,375 - [Liza grunts] - [Hans groans] 121 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:30,708 [Günther] Stop it please! 122 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:33,458 He's a man who can bring joy to the world. 123 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:36,000 A glimmer of light in all of the darkness! 124 00:06:49,375 --> 00:06:52,666 [Liza strains] Please obey management next time. Okay? 125 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:55,416 Ja. That is affirmative. 126 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,458 Affirmative. 127 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,916 [frantic string music playing] 128 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,583 [ominous music playing] 129 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:11,666 [jarring clanging] 130 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,708 [crashing] 131 00:07:16,291 --> 00:07:18,166 - [crashing] - [grunting] 132 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,875 [Jonathan grunts] 133 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:21,791 - [slicing] - [distorted] Ah! Ah! 134 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,958 [gasps] 135 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:26,250 [mellow music playing in background] 136 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:45,458 - How long has he been like this? - [sighs] The whole day. 137 00:07:45,541 --> 00:07:50,083 - When was the last time he was sedated? - Mm, I don't know, maybe 20 hours ago? 138 00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:51,833 - With what? - Ketamine. 139 00:07:51,916 --> 00:07:55,291 I had to use the dart for animals. The one for "Big Cat." 140 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,000 What? I don't wanna be involved in this anymore. 141 00:07:58,083 --> 00:07:59,958 Okay? It goes against my Hippocratic Oath. 142 00:08:00,041 --> 00:08:04,375 [scoffs] Well, I am so sorry for your inconvenience, Doctor, 143 00:08:04,458 --> 00:08:05,833 but it seems to me 144 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:08,958 that you have to shove that oath up your urethra. 145 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:13,291 Unless you've come up with a payment plan for what you owe Mr. Tyrant. 146 00:08:14,375 --> 00:08:15,708 Huh. Didn't think so. 147 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,875 Look at me. We own you. 148 00:08:17,958 --> 00:08:20,166 So suck it up, and get to work on him. 149 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,583 I need him up and running for the next mission. 150 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:25,125 Sorry, but that's not happening. 151 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:26,083 He's a mess. 152 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:28,083 Be creative. 153 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:29,166 Find a way. 154 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:30,541 Wench. 155 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:34,291 [sighs] 156 00:08:35,458 --> 00:08:40,333 What am I missing here? What am I missing? 157 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,333 [suspenseful music playing] 158 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,666 Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer. 159 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:54,250 - I'm sorry. What was that? - In love with the wall much? 160 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,333 You've been staring at it for a good 25 seconds now. 161 00:08:57,416 --> 00:09:01,083 Yeah, no, I'm just trying to see if I can get to the bottom of this case. 162 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,000 Hah. 163 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,875 Always thinking you're better than the rest of us. 164 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:08,208 Thinking of different links, scenarios, and possibilities. 165 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,291 Pah, uh... Well, yeah. 166 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,041 Let me give you some clues here, free of charge. 167 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:16,083 That Chinese fella made that cock medicine himself, 168 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:19,125 sold it, and then bombed the building with himself inside. 169 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,541 - And why would he do that? - Out of guilt. 170 00:09:21,625 --> 00:09:25,083 When he saw that people died from his foul creation, he just lost it. 171 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:26,458 Sounds solid enough. 172 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:29,000 Yeah, but no, you have to dig deeper. 173 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:32,083 Create all sorts of extra work for the rest of us. Again. 174 00:09:32,166 --> 00:09:34,166 I'm just doing my job, Agent Frank. 175 00:09:34,250 --> 00:09:37,083 Oh? So your job description is to create overtime? 176 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:40,375 To steal as much valuable family time from your colleagues as possible? 177 00:09:40,458 --> 00:09:42,416 - No! - It sure seems like it. 178 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,208 You just enjoy keeping me away from my kids, don't you? 179 00:09:45,291 --> 00:09:47,000 Aren't they 26 and 32? 180 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,375 Yeah, so what? 181 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:50,500 Anyway. Hansen, let's go for a ride. 182 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:52,791 I know a guy who just might be able to help us out. 183 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:53,875 All right. 184 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:01,625 - Who are we visiting? - Oh, just a guy who owes me a favor. 185 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:05,541 He's a real wizard when it comes to Internet and printers and Internet 186 00:10:05,625 --> 00:10:07,708 and... all that mumbo jumbo. 187 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,375 Rodriguez! 188 00:10:13,125 --> 00:10:14,500 I know you're in there. 189 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:19,250 All right, just give me a second. Jesus. What's up? 190 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:21,250 Rodriguez, we meet again. 191 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,708 Remember when I said I'd be back to collect a favor? 192 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,875 Uh... Nope. 193 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,333 Yeah, I gave you the choice of going to jail for a long time 194 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:30,458 or becoming my informant, and you chose the latter. 195 00:10:30,541 --> 00:10:33,791 Yeah... Eh, sorry. That does not ring a bell. 196 00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,666 You don't remember that? I... I... 197 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:39,791 I mean, I would assume that was a significant moment in your life. 198 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,875 Hah. Nah, but, uh... 199 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:45,625 You know, I... I... I guess it's probably true because I tend to forget stuff. 200 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:49,416 - Well, I need your help. - Okay. Sure. What do you got? 201 00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:52,041 We're working this case where illegal boner medicine 202 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:54,083 is causing a lot of ODs around the city, 203 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:57,125 and this logo might be connected to the whole thing. 204 00:10:57,208 --> 00:10:59,375 We need you to hack into the World Wide Web 205 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,875 and see what you can find. 206 00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:01,958 Sure. 207 00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:05,916 Okay, buckle up for a wild ride. 208 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,541 [suspenseful music playing] 209 00:11:12,208 --> 00:11:15,000 Oh, Nelly! Deep web, here we come. 210 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,708 [suspenseful music continues] 211 00:11:16,791 --> 00:11:17,958 [sighs] 212 00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,208 [softly] Ah! 213 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,875 Well, I'll be damned. 214 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:33,208 [knocking at door] 215 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,250 Come in or... whatever. 216 00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,583 Hey, Captain Fall. How are you feeling? 217 00:11:38,666 --> 00:11:40,708 [sighs] Not great. 218 00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:43,500 Something is seriously wrong with me. 219 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:47,166 No, that's just crazy talk. You are fine. 220 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,333 You just need something to lift your spirits. 221 00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:51,458 I don't think so. I had a blackout again, 222 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:55,250 and some vivid memories of horrible things that haven't even happened. 223 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:56,916 It's... It's really scary. 224 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,208 [chuckles] The mind tends to play tricks on us 225 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:01,416 when we get new responsibilities. 226 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:02,875 Standard human procedure. 227 00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:04,541 - Really? - Yes! 228 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:09,083 You see, most of us black out and have fake memories every now and then. 229 00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:12,583 And in your case, it would be strange if you didn't. 230 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:16,208 Oh, okay. I... I didn't know that. 231 00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,875 Mm-hmm! Uh... 232 00:12:17,958 --> 00:12:21,625 So I... I was hoping you would join me in the conference room. 233 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,500 I have a surprise in store for you. 234 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:27,833 Oh, I don't know. I... I think I need some more time, to be honest. 235 00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:32,833 Oh, you should come, Captain. It's something super, super nice. 236 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:37,958 Oh, well, I never have had a good, super nice surprise before, 237 00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:40,083 so... I'd try that. 238 00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:46,083 Oh. Is this a surprise meeting? 239 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,166 Cool. 240 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:50,083 Just sit down and enjoy, Captain. 241 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,750 Dr. Russel, the floor is yours. 242 00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,875 [metal clanging] 243 00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:57,083 [clears throat] 244 00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:00,208 Captain, I took the liberty of reaching out to someone 245 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,666 who loves you so very much. 246 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:03,833 Who might that be? 247 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,750 Consuela? 248 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,541 Hi, Jonathan, darling. 249 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:17,416 We are sending you this video to tell you that we both car. 250 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:19,041 - Care! - Car? 251 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,708 - Care! - Care! 252 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:23,958 What the hell? What kinda crappy miniature font is this? 253 00:13:24,041 --> 00:13:25,958 Ugh, just put on your reading glasses. 254 00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,375 - Glasses are a sign of weakness. - Oh, for God's sake. 255 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:30,418 [Blake] I wouldn't be caught dead wearing glasses. 256 00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:32,541 - You know that. - Yeah, I know. 257 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,250 Anyway, we cannot rest knowing you are in agony 258 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:39,125 because we are extremely tied to you emotionally, and we always have your back. 259 00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:43,458 We've grown to love you so, so much these last couple of months. 260 00:13:43,541 --> 00:13:44,666 [Blake] So much. 261 00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:48,625 Real... Real love, just like parents are supposed to, son. 262 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,875 Now, get back up in the saddle. 263 00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:54,416 Go be the best captain there ever was. 264 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,958 Please don't let us all down. 265 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:59,833 The crew needs you, passengers need you... uh, and we need you. 266 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:03,333 There's nothing else, right? We finished? Okay, that's it. 267 00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:05,666 [metal clanging] 268 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:11,500 - [Liza sighs] - Um... That... 269 00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,708 [chuckling]...blew my mind! 270 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,000 Oh! Just incredible. 271 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,833 [Dr. Russel] Good! Great! 272 00:14:17,916 --> 00:14:19,083 Yeah, yes. 273 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:21,833 Wow. That was the best surprise, Doctor. 274 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:24,541 Who cares about blackouts and fake memories? 275 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,500 I have a ship to captain. 276 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:27,916 Yes, I do. 277 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:29,625 [door opens] 278 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:31,541 [door closes] 279 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,500 Hoo! I just love this part of the cop work. 280 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:40,208 Really getting our hands dirty. Don't you? 281 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:45,916 You didn't say we were going bushwhacking. I don't have shoes for this. 282 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,250 Well, as Grandpappy used to tell me, 283 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,416 there's no such thing as wrong footwear, just wrong preparation. 284 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,500 Okay. 285 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:56,833 Yep. Preparation is the key to success in both life and police work. 286 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,000 Jeez, give it a rest, will you? 287 00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,666 - Now I understand why everyone hates you. - Who hates me? 288 00:15:01,750 --> 00:15:04,500 Well, everyone in the Special Force, 289 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,541 all the way from Chief O'Neill down to the cafeteria lady. 290 00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,708 There. Now I said it. 291 00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,916 - What? - Sorry, I forgot to say, "No offense." 292 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,125 Now I understand why everyone hates you. No offense. 293 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,248 That really doesn't help. It actually hurts to hear. 294 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:20,208 Yeah, when I say, "No offense," it offsets your right to be upset. 295 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,041 I don't think that's how it works. 296 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:24,000 Look it up. It's exactly how it works. 297 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,291 So get off my back, will ya? Hate the game, not the player. 298 00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:31,125 [Steel] Ah. 299 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,000 The hornet's nest. 300 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,791 [camera clicking] 301 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,958 [Steel] Ah, greetings, Mr. Search Warrant. 302 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,916 Nice to finally meet you. 303 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 [camera clicking rapidly] 304 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:48,000 Oy. 305 00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:55,875 What the hell do you think you're doing? 306 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,500 Hear me out. This is big. 307 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:00,708 Oh, this had better be good. You've got 30 seconds. 308 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,583 - We went to see this hacker who... - Uh! Hold on. 309 00:16:04,291 --> 00:16:06,458 - From... now. - [watch beeps] 310 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,333 Okay. We went to see this hacker. 311 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,416 [captivating music playing] 312 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,875 [no audible dialogue] 313 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 [no audible dialogue] 314 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,291 - [watch beeps] - Stop. Time's up. 315 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,083 You gotta see this. Please, sir. 316 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:30,458 Okay, but I will take your badge and gun if this isn't leading anywhere. 317 00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:31,375 You will? 318 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,458 Yeah. 319 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,875 Maybe just for a few hours, but still. 320 00:16:38,625 --> 00:16:41,458 Check this out. Identical. 321 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:45,166 These are the penile bandits. It has to be. It all adds up. 322 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,791 Well, I'll be damned. 323 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:51,208 You're damn right we'll be damned! It's rock solid, sir. 324 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:53,166 Huh. Give me the judge. 325 00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:55,458 It's warrant time. 326 00:17:03,666 --> 00:17:06,333 You might need to dial a number before you say anything. 327 00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,458 I don't think someone is sitting there on the other end, waiting. 328 00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,166 Hello? Colleen? Are you there? 329 00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,208 Great. Listen up. 330 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:23,916 Give me the judge. It's warrant time. 331 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,375 - Luca? Luca! - Honey, what are you doing home? 332 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:37,625 I am going to lead a huge raid. 333 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,666 This is the big one, and Chief O'Neill gave the reins to yours truly! 334 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,625 Oh! That sounds great. 335 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:46,166 The face of the bust. I am so proud. 336 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:48,666 I just wanted to make sure you have the news channel on 337 00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:51,166 and watch this minute by minute as it unfolds. 338 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:54,500 Of course. I won't even look down at my phone. I will pay full attention. 339 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,541 This bust will change everything. 340 00:17:56,625 --> 00:17:58,875 I will finally gain acceptance to the Special Unit, 341 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,416 and I'll get promoted for sure. 342 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,333 Honey. If you get promoted, we can finally afford to have kids. 343 00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:07,750 Imagine you with a little one in your arms. 344 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,416 I know, sweetie. It's been a dream of ours for so long. 345 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,416 We just haven't been able to make ends meet. 346 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,000 But that's about to change. 347 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,666 I can't wait. 348 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,708 You be careful now, okay? 349 00:18:17,791 --> 00:18:19,750 Oh, I'm prepared for whatever we may encounter. 350 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:23,000 - It'll be a glorious display of control... - Mm! 351 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,333 ...and leadership. 352 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:33,000 Alright, guys. We're looking for wooden crates with tiger-paw logos, 353 00:18:33,083 --> 00:18:34,875 but this could also be some kind of factory, 354 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:36,958 so consider everything in here evidence. 355 00:18:37,041 --> 00:18:38,041 Oorah! 356 00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:42,208 This is the big one, boys. 357 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,916 Let's take care of each other in there and be safe. 358 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,125 [Chief O'Neill] Two suspects at the front gate. 359 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,458 Weapons free. 360 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,517 - Good luck, guys. - [agent over radio] Roger that. 361 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:58,833 Ah, just sit back and enjoy, Mayor. 362 00:18:58,916 --> 00:19:01,125 You're in for one hell of a show. 363 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:05,250 [yelling] 364 00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:06,333 [tires screech] 365 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,458 [chimpanzees screech] 366 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:17,166 - What the hell was that? - [engine revs] 367 00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,083 [Hansen] Oh my God. 368 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,083 It's like Planet of the Apes, but with big cats too! 369 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:25,958 Oh, fuck me, I hate animals. Let's start shooting 'em. 370 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,375 Take it easy. Just calm down. 371 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,291 We're safe in here, and we only have tasers. 372 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,083 I don't know if they'll work on those cats. 373 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:33,375 Well, I guess there's only one way to find out. 374 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:35,333 Don't you play hero now, Agent Frank. 375 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,083 I have to do this. All of us start from zero. 376 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:41,416 We make the right decision and become a hero. 377 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,958 Just stay put, and everything'll be fine. 378 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,375 - Just reel me in if this goes south. - Don't do it! 379 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,333 - [Frank] Geronimo! - No! 380 00:19:48,416 --> 00:19:50,291 [chimpanzees screech] 381 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:51,666 [dramatic music playing] 382 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:55,125 [growls] 383 00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:57,041 [screams] Ah! 384 00:19:57,125 --> 00:20:02,458 It didn't work! Help! Reel me in! Reel me in now! 385 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,333 Ah! Damn it. 386 00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:08,291 It's only triggering their instincts! 387 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,083 Help! 388 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,166 - [big cats growl] - [Frank] Oh! 389 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,875 - [groans] - [growls] 390 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,125 I'm dying. [coughs, splutters] 391 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,500 Tell my kids I love them. [groans] 392 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:25,458 Oh. You'll most definitely survive, but I... I can still tell 'em if you want. 393 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:28,583 - [whimpering] I don't wanna die. - Dude, you're gonna be fine. 394 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:31,184 No one else open that door. If we just stay in here, we're safe. 395 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,208 [gasps] Ah! 396 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,666 Oh, those chimps freak me out. 397 00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,458 Well, stop freaking out. 398 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,916 Apes are friendly. They're just making contact. 399 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,500 Think of chimpanzees as... really hairy humans. 400 00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,416 There's not gonna be a problem. 401 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,291 [chimpanzees grunting, growling] 402 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,625 [agents screaming] 403 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,500 What's going on? What do you see? 404 00:20:57,583 --> 00:20:59,583 [agent] Help me! Help me please! 405 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:01,041 [agents scream] 406 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:02,875 - [chimpanzees screech] - [big cats growl] 407 00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:06,500 Oh shit. Hey, guys. I kinda misspoke. 408 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,125 They're, like, super strong, violent, hairy humans. 409 00:21:09,208 --> 00:21:11,833 What do we do, Steel? You're in charge. Say somethin'! 410 00:21:11,916 --> 00:21:14,000 Keen observation, and I'm doing the best I can, 411 00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,642 but there's no protocol for this. There's no place in the handbook 412 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,791 that says anything about big cats or chimpanzees! 413 00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:22,083 - [agent] Get him off me! - [Chief O'Neill] Oh shit. 414 00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:24,166 - What the hell is going on? - Uh, nothing. 415 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,250 Let me see. 416 00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:27,125 Wow, that is horrible. 417 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,458 You and your task force are finished, O'Neill. 418 00:21:29,541 --> 00:21:31,791 This is it. No more Special Unit. 419 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:39,458 Well, I, uh... I guess it's every man for himself now. 420 00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:42,666 - Is it? - Yes. Save yourselves! 421 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,916 Open the door, goddamn it! Open the door! Open it! Please! 422 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,916 Here! O'Neill to the rescue. 423 00:21:51,458 --> 00:21:52,583 [grunts] 424 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:54,333 Yah! [screams] 425 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,500 Please! Somebody! 426 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,250 The chimps are ripping his face off! Oh! 427 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:02,083 Oh, God. Please help us. 428 00:22:02,708 --> 00:22:06,291 - So much blood. Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-oh! - [gunshots] 429 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:07,375 Oh! 430 00:22:07,416 --> 00:22:09,125 [news jingle playing] 431 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:11,958 - [Luca sobs] - [O'Neill] Yes. Yes, I was there, and... 432 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:16,833 oh, the mayor was a brave man, and he fought to the last. 433 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:20,000 And actually his last words to me 434 00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:23,291 was that he wanted to increase the budget of the Special Unit 435 00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:26,625 and raise the salaries for the upper-level management. Hah. 436 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:28,416 - God bless the mayor. - [cameras clicking] 437 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,980 No more questions. No more questions. 438 00:22:30,041 --> 00:22:31,916 And these horrible scenes are just in. 439 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,208 What we can see here are three kindergarten teachers 440 00:22:35,291 --> 00:22:38,416 being chased down and eaten by a pack of lions. 441 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:43,500 This is just... I don't know what to say other than screw that Agent Steel to hell. 442 00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:45,041 [news anchor] Whoa there, Linda. 443 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,750 Pretty sure we're not allowed to say things like that on air. 444 00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:48,833 I'm sorry. 445 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:52,958 But in this case, the blame has already been pinned down on one individual, 446 00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:55,708 so what you say there is totally called for. 447 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,666 I know I can lose my job for this, but here goes. 448 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,041 Agent Steel. Fuck your face straight to hell! 449 00:23:01,833 --> 00:23:03,291 [jolly music playing] 450 00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,166 [Luca sobbing] 451 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,958 [sirens wailing] 452 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:13,500 Hey, honey. Uh... 453 00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,125 What's up? 454 00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,583 What's up? 455 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:20,166 Lots of people have been eaten. That's what's up. 456 00:23:20,250 --> 00:23:22,958 You have single-handedly destroyed a city. 457 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,333 Your face is all over the news. 458 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:28,416 Hold on, sweetie. There are two sides to every story. 459 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,250 - Don't "sweetie" me, loser. - Where you going? 460 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,125 I am leaving you. 461 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,375 I can't live with the shame. 462 00:23:35,458 --> 00:23:38,875 This is like being married to Charles Manson or something, 463 00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,666 just much worse. 464 00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:44,375 You have a lot more lives on your conscience than that poor man. 465 00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:47,250 Please, Luca. There's no shame in a failed bust. 466 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:49,625 The logos were almost identical. 467 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:53,041 How can two separate companies use the same tiger-paw logo? 468 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:54,541 It just doesn't make sense. 469 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:58,708 More than 50 people woke up this morning without a face thanks to you, 470 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:02,583 and you know very well how important the face is to a person. 471 00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:04,666 - Real important. I know that. - [scoffs] 472 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,166 I thought I married a man 473 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:10,500 who wouldn't be responsible for packs of dangerous animals roaming the streets, 474 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:13,250 tearing off faces and eating people all over, 475 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:15,416 but I guess I was wrong. 476 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:16,708 Luca. 477 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,750 - [mournful music playing] - [car starts] 478 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:20,833 Luca! 479 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,166 - Luca! - [tires squeal] 480 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:27,666 Luca! 481 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:35,958 Luca! 482 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:37,375 F... 483 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:40,000 Ahhh! 484 00:24:40,083 --> 00:24:42,416 [woman] Shut up, face butcher! 485 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,708 [music crescendoes, fades] 486 00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:51,125 [gentle acoustic guitar playing] 487 00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,708 [flute plays tuneful melody] 488 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:13,308 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0